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Fresh Fruit of the Millennium
Skillet Interview
September 14, 1999
| We know him, we all love him. For those of you that don't live in Hawaii, Skillet is a bit of an enigma. He may be 6 foot +, but when he skates he doesn't bend his knees much; he prefers to bend at the waist, if you know what I mean. It's time this Fresh Fruit came out of the closet, like Skillet does in this interview. After hearing this interview on tape (which was done over a year ago), we knew that we couldn't pass up the opportunity to humiliate Skillet for our 2 year anniversary of the original Fresh Fruit page.
If you see Skillet skating the Kapahulu skatepark street course, or working at Town & Country, by all means tell him you have $50 and 5 forty ounces of beer with his name on it.
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name: Jonathan Sonar Brouseau (dba: Skillet)
age: 15
home town: The House of Flys
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Skillet wont just take it in the ass from anyone.. Make your reservations now and don't forget your VISA card!! |
Baldy: How long you been skateboarding?
Skillet: A year and a half.
B: Speak loudly now. Well that's funny because I met you 2 years ago skateboarding. You want to clarify on that?
S: Actually, it's like a year and 3/4.
B: Has it only been that long?
S: Yeah it has.
B: How much would it take for you to take it up the ass?
Alf: From a fucking dude.
B: For a guy to pipe you in the butt, how much would it take?
S: I'd say somewhere around 50 bucks, but I'd have to drink 5 40s before that.
B: 50 dollars after drinking 5 forty ounces of beer.
S: Yeah, because then I wouldn't even know what the fuck I was doing.
B: OK, as long as Skillet doesn't know what he's doing.
A: Would you suck pole for an extra $25?
B: How much would it take for you to suck a cock to completion?
S: It would take an additional 3 or 4 fortys. By then I'd be fucking braindead. But hey?
B: No extra cash needed. Just an additional 3 fortys.
S: Oh yeah the cash thing. I'd have to strap on another 50 bucks. That's a pretty good deal.
B: 100 dollars for a pole smoke and taking it up the ass. Skillet?
S: 9 fortys now.
B: 9 forty ounces, $100. So now where did you meet Matlock?
S: Fuck I can't even remember.
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Skillet doing some Skillet shit (K-Grind at Mililani school), look at him flex his slim, but extremely powerful legs, you know you want him! |
B: Have you ever seen Matt's penis?
S: Ummm, no.
B: Have you ever masturbated with one of your boys? One of your crew members.
S: Honestly now.
B: No, ok. How often do you spank your pud?
S: I never use that phrase.
B: OK, how often do you crank your shaft?
S: I try to get it in every other day.
B: OK, when did you start to develop pubic hair, was it within the last year or was it before that?
S: Ahh, before that.
B: Oh, do you have pubes?
S: Yes I do.
B: And Skillet, what's your favorite trick?
S: Umm, fuck I don't know, they're all good.
B: Have you ever tried the overhand toss?
S: No, but I've tried the over the shoulder boulder holder.
B: Oh, hey now. When did you meet your narrator Mr. Baldy?
S: Ahh, like 2 summers ago, like the beginning basically.
B: Was that not the aquarium?
S: Yeah. The Waikiki Aquarium.
B: OK, heavy curb sessions. What is your actual name Skillet.
S: Jonathan Sonar Brouseau.
B: And how old are you?
S: 15.
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Notice how he leaps around the obstacles with such boyish enthusiasm! Skillet at his home away from home, the Kapahulu street course |
B: When you masturbate do you use any visual stimuli? Magazines, etc.
S: No it's usually just all pictured up in my head.
B: Do you use your hand, or do you just dry fuck your blanket? How do you get off?
S: Umm, hand.
B: Can you be specific please?
S: Right hand.
B: Do you use any lubrication?
S: No.
B: No chafing problems, no skin irritation?
S: No, not that I'm aware of.
B: How long does it take you to reach climax? Dry right hand style.
S: As in minutes?
B: Right, right.
S: I don't know I never really timed it.
B: Would you take $30 and a roll of quarters and 5 forties...
S: Fuck I don't know, minutes!
B: Skillet, how long you been representing House of Fly?
S: About 6 months.
B: And what exactly do you do.
S: Take out the trash and stuff.
B: And then they allow you to represent.
S: Yeah.
B: Have you got any free House of Fly sunglasses.
S: Kale gave me some.
B: That's nice. How many times is 808 in the house?
S: Huh? eight hundred and eight.
B: What's this we hear about you and Suzan?
S: Ummm, no, she doesn't really like me. Baldy, has a chick ever hocked a lewgy in your anus?
B: Personally, I haven't had it done to me no.
S: Well, then have you ever hocked a lewgy in a chick's anus?
B: If it's necessary at times for proper lubrication. Sure.
This concludes the interview between the old Bald Bastard and Skillet.
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