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Olli's Fucked-up Joke Page
June 7, 1997
OK, this is Ollie, he lives in Alaska, but you might know him from the many times he's been in Honolulu or from the ungodly armpit stench he leaves behind when wearing his muscle shirts. He stopped by in late September to see if any lush Waikiki hookers would spread their Aloha spirit and to tell us a couple of completely retarded jokes. Here's a few:
- Q: Three tampons are walking down the street. You wave to them, which one waves back? A: None, they're all stuck up cunts.
- A three legged dog walks into an Old West bar, he turns and looks around and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Same bar, different day...a horse walks in. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
- A couple just finished having sex, she turns to the man and says, "Are you a Petafile? He looks at her with those eyes, "That's a big word coming from a eight year old."
- Kevin: Man, something stinks! Someone's deodorant ain't working. Ollie: Can't be me, I'm not wearing any.
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Ollie in native attire
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This page is dedicated to our friends up North!!!
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